Rookie

It is with great pleasure that I can announce that we have a rookie that thinks he can hang with the big dogs. I am hearing rumors that someone who will remain nameless has stated that he will be able to keep up with myself and Chris and Hoby. I figure by about four PM he will be passing out. I think we might have to bring a shaver along and take one of his eyebrows when he goes down, which he will, like a $20 hooker. I think we might have to enforce some type of drinking game / rules for the day. Shots will also be flowing, but we are having some difficulties in deciding what agrees with everybody. We have a Tequila, Whisky and Vodka ban for shots. We will have to find something agreeable for the three of us because if we set it in front of the rookie, he is going to have to drink it no matter what. It will be grand.