J - A letter not used to start a blog entry yet

I happened to notice that there are many letters that have been used to start my blog entries, the letter C appears to be the most widely used. I feel bad for the neglicted letters and think I need to find at least one entry for the poor left our letters, to make them feel like they are not the red headed step children in my vocabulary. I figured that I would start this charity posting with the letter J. Actually I am suprised that this letter has not been used as I figured in all this time I would have started an entry with jackoff, jerk or jizzlobber. Weird, I know this doesn't start with J. Today we had our company meeting type thing where the president of our company talks to whomever wants to sit and listen for a half hour. We decided to go, it was good because they happened to have free cookies. It was the normal pap, they are really pushing the customer service angle lately. Well the cookies were endoctrinated with their slogan of the month WOW! One of the guys asked in jest why all of the cookies said MOM. Well being we work with a bunch of slow witted morons lacking any knowledge of subtle humor, the manager standing guard of the cookies said, as straight and serious of a response that you could have, " You are reading it upside down!" Wow, I about pissed myself at how stupid that response was. I find it hard to think that our company can have so many dull people, I also realized how many mouth breathers that we have working here too. I feel a little more stupid for being in that meeting.