Halloween

When I was a kid and went trick or treating, we had respect, we would go to the door and knock or ring the doorbell once and wait until the home owner came tot he door. Well, All my faith in kids these days has been lost after Mondays debacle that is called Halloween. The squeeze went to the door all but one time, I was unfortunate enough to get the pleasure that time. The door bell rang and I put down what I was doing and started to head to the door, well, obviously I wasn't fast enough, ring ring ring ring ring. I thought that my bell would burn out. I got to the door and didn't get trick or treat. I just heard one of the little bastards yell " I want Reeses!" as he grabbed a handfull of stuff from my bowl that I was handing out candy from. As tehy turned and ran towards the next house, not even a samll thanks was uttered from their greedy little mouths. Another example of the fine youth of today was experienced when the woman went to the door to a bunch of tweens, well the first thing I heard instead of trick or treat was, don't give those girls any candy, they are a bunch of whores. Well, naturally I had to fight off the urge to go to the door to see what the whores looked like. What happened to the manners that I was taught when I was a child. They are gone. I blame this on daycare and videogames. They are the new babysitter. My parents took an active part in my youth so they were able to instill the values that made me the man I am today. I think next year instead of handing out candy, I might hand out a bunch of whoopass or some books on good manners.