Fart of the Week

Well, as I promised I am going to try and give my readers stories of the ass every week. Well at least the ass gas. A few years ago one of the town here had a tornado pretty much level it. Well, they were holding a benefit for the town at one of my buddies farms and some of us decided that we would go out for it. I am not sure why but we all went out the night before and consumed some adult beverages. I know the next morning as we all got into the truck, I was still feeling the effects from the night before. We hit the road for the hour drive and everything went smooth. We arrived at our destination town and a couple of us needed to stop and get cash so we made our way to the ATM. A couple of blocks before we pulled into the lot one of the guys dropped a little present, the pickup windows were lowered just in case. The smell was barely noticable. The windows were still down and I decided to let one rip too, hey the windows were still down! Well I let her drop and it was like hot stinky august garbage submerged in a rotten stagnant pond mixed together with a touch of dead cow and hog confinement. Well, needless to say, As we pulled into the parking lot, 4 grown men bailed out of the pickup with the doors wide open.I am sure that anyone driving by wondered why we all jumped out, it kind of reminded me of the scene from Tommy Boy where the tell the police that there are "Bees!!!" Every once in a while that type of power is acheived, I was glad that it was not wasted that day one just myself or the cat.